Heart full of love

_______???????________________________see
_____????????????_______________________it
___????????????????____________________Don’t
__??????????????????____???????? ______lose
__???????????????????_????????????____some
__??????_Luv_??????????????????????___one
__?????????????????????????????????__Who
___?????_U_???????????????????????_ is
____??????????????????????????????_91%Kind
______?????_FRIEND??????????????_92%Good looking
________??????????????????????___93%Smart
__________??????????????????____94%Nice
____________??????????????______95%Pretty
_____________???????????_________96%Good thinking
_____________????????_____________97%Geneious
_____________?????_________________98%Truthfull
____________????_____________________99%Sincere
___________??__________________________100% friendly
__________ ?____________________________so plzzz
___________?______________________________don’t lose

Friendship Lasts Forever

Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the good stuff.
Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Good friends are like stars….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn’t that the truth?)

Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

There may be somebody who is thinking about you RIGHT NOW and wishing that you were around. That’s the wonderful thing about friendship-you always feel loved and cared about.

The most important thing to remember is… Always appreciate the friends that you have.

A fight may come and go very easily, but a friendship could last forever.

Girl’s Psychology

*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***

*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***

*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***

*** Love with Faithful Boys ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Mobile Trouble

ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai….

Bruce Lee’s Profile

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE

Expert’s HINDI

you think you are an expert in hindi… think again.. these are the
“shudh” hindi translation for a few common english words….

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti….(best one)

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

Friends Forever Like

!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!!~*!Friends come and Friends go!*~!!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!——Like wave upon the sand———!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!———Like day and night————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!———Like birds in flight————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!—Like snowflakes wen they land—–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!–But you and I are somthing else—–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!—-Our friendship’s here to stay——!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!Lik weeds and rocks and dirty socks–!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!——–It never goes away————-!*~.”.~*!
!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*!!*~.”.~*

Memory आठवण आली तुझी की

आठवण आली तुझी की,

नकळत डोळ्यांत पाणी येतं..

मग आठवतात ते दिवस

जिथं आपली ओळख झाली..

आठवण आली तुझी की,

माझं मन कासाविस होतं

मग त्याच आठवणीना..

मनात घोळवावं लागतं..

आठवण आली तुझी की,

वाटतं एकदाच तुला पाहावं

अन माझ्या ह्रदयात सामावुन घ्यावं..

पण सलतं मनात ते दुःख..

जाणवतं आहे ते अशक्य…

कारण देवानेच नेलयं माझं ते सौख्य…

पण तरिही………

आठवण आली तुझी की,

देवालाच मागतो मी….

नाही जमलं जे या जन्मी

मिळू देत ते पुढच्या जन्मी….

Girlfriend मैत्रीण

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..

एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात

Friends Forever

A Friend understands –
Waits Forever, when u say 1 minute,
Stays, when u say leave me alone &
Opens the door even before u knock.